Zealous he is in a tiniest deed,
Actor by birth who’s unequalled on Earth,
Charity doer for those who’re in need,
His superior powers are countless indeed.
Affable even to media spies,
Ready for fight yet, he’s taking the lead,
Yearning for rest from our amorous eyes.

Quickly his smile of an angel disarms,
Useless resistance won’t save from his charms.
Instincts go blind, you lose your mind.
Now he controls both your brains and your heart.
Try not to faint, hope he is straight.
Ohhh, evil stands for too sexy and smart!
Ohhh, Zachary Quinto, he’s a sweet apple tart!!!